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1. about 10 hours ago on Cathy Classics

   Maybe stiletto-heel shoes. I still think wearing knives is unacceptable. :)

2. about 19 hours ago on Jerry King Comics

   Laryngitis would be my suggestion.

3. about 19 hours ago on Zack Hill

   The bright light from the screen will wake you right up and you’ll be sleepwalking through the next day.

4. about 19 hours ago on Yaffle

   I remember when people could go to the store and pick out fresh fruit without dragging along an emotional support animal.

5. about 19 hours ago on Wallace the Brave

   Find grandma’s extra-wide eyebrow pencil and draw them on like she does. (No one will ever notice – really – so lifelike.)

6. about 19 hours ago on Truth Facts

   My wife would play Leonard Cohen until I was suicidal. :(

7. about 19 hours ago on @Tavicat

   Thistleup

8. about 19 hours ago on Rabbits Against Magic

   My mom, on those rare occasions when we talked politics, said, “But Trump has some good ideas.”

   “Everybody has some good ideas, Mom. He also has some really, really, really horrible ideas about immigrants, some of whom are your friends.”

9. about 19 hours ago on Too Much Coffee Man

   Only in the daytime. Mercury slowly rotates and gets down to -290 degrees Fahrenheit at night.

10. about 19 hours ago on That is Priceless

    It reads: Caution, oversaturated colors can cause seizures and difficulty reedling.