Early Steve Martin joke told on the Tonight Show: “People ask me, Steve, what kind of girl are you looking for? I tell them I want a girl with her head on her shoulders. I hate necks!”
Oh that’s hilarious! Brutus’s fan club wishes he would have asked Mother Gargle to come in and have a look and then revved it up but he’s too kind for that.
Abby needs grandparents. My grands know if they have a school fundraiser to call Poppy. I just dropped $300 for my 3 grandchildren’s elementary school fundraiser. Gotta do same for each – kindergartner gets the same as the 5th grader
Not even close. If you read my original post I explained I was raised by an Orthodox Jewish mother who taught us Judaism is the only real religion. I was ostracized by my family for many years when I disclosed I had accepted Jesus as my savior. That’s ok. They’re all good folks as I know you are. They and you can believe what they want and I won’t judge or condemn them or you. On the other hand I think I can be afforded the same respect without being labeled as being of lesser intelligence. IQ, like height can be objectively measured. My height is 5’4 3/4”. Don’t lie about either. Nor will I go to court to block my law school transcripts if you want to see them.
As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly!