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  1. about 4 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    But does it also work on bees?

  2. about 4 hours ago on Ozy and Millie

    To quote the Ghostbusters video game:

    “They started Christmas before Halloween this year. Santa came to my house dressed as Dracula.”

  3. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Try telling Gladys to move, and see what happens.

  4. 1 day ago on Ozy and Millie

    The only way it could not be a twist is if it were someone nobody cares about.

  5. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Why is Sofia never around when she would be thematically fitting?

  6. 2 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    Mind all full of mud… what to do? Hmm… no answer.

  7. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    That’s barely the kind of whirlpool you get in a kitchen sink. Ever read Pixie and Brutus? Brutus is a former military dog, and Pixie was easily able to completely immobilize him.

  8. 3 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    There’s a lot of weird, disturbing things that I’m pretty sure people only pretend to be into for the shock value. But when actually given the chance to indulge, the suddenly remember that they have more important things to do.

  9. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Marigold can never truly be symmetrical. Her horn spirals in only one direction.

  10. 5 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Does it look like Stan’s jacket from the Monkey Island games, but with stripes instead of plaid?